Fast-Furious Transform

They're Vin Diesel's axes, we just live at a unique point in (fast, furious) space on them. 

Values for the off-scale points: 
1 Fast, 1 Furious: 183 hits 
2 Fast, 2 Furious: 549,000,000 
3 Fast, 3 Furious: 126,000 
4 Fast, 4 Furious: 51,100 
5 Fast, 5 Furious: 37,500 
6 Fast, 6 Furious: 24,900 

Also of note: 
20 Fast, 20 Furious: 65 hits 
42 Fast, 42 Furious: 54
69 Fast, 69 Furious: 9 
100 Fast, 100 Furious: 2 
2012 Fast, 2012 Furious: 1 (highest known real-valued point in Dieselspace)