Shutdown the Ultimix: Essential Jams Only

Presenting Shutdown the Ultimix: Essential Jams Only, an embargoed communication from a source deep within the federal Department of Mixology.

Track List:
1. Shut It Down - Liz Lemon & Tracy Jordan
2. Everything Is Broken - Bob Dylan
3. Over the Cliff - Old 97s
4. Pay Me My Money Down - Bruce Springsteen
5. Federal Funding - CAKE
6. I Can't Go for That (No Can Do) - Hall & Oates
7. Sequestered in Memphis - The Hold Steady
8. This Is Such a Pity - Weezer
9. Death or Glory - The Clash
10. City of Delusion - Muse
11. Timebomb - Beck
12. Bills, Bills, Bills - Destiny's Child
13. We've Been Had - Uncle Tupelo
14. Everything Falls Apart - Dog's Eye View
15. Never Talking to You Again - Hüsker Dü
16. Waiting for October - Polaris
17. I Won't Back Down - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
18. My Rights vs. Yours - The New Pornographers
19. Speed the Collapse - Metric
20. Times are Gettin' Hard, Boys - The Limeliters
21. One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor - Paul Simon
22. Us V Them - LCD Soundsystem
23. Shut It Down (Reprise) - Jack Donaghy

Download here: http://www.mediafire.com/?hcp9rfzh9xbpcck

SUMMER JAMZ '13 (dot zip)

The attached summer Ultimix was recently provided to WakiLeakz by a Hong Kong-based informant. Originally assembled for the exclusive enjoyment of the U.S. intelligence complex, the shadow government, and global banking elites, our source copied summerjamz13.zip off the NSA's Dell Dimension 4500C supercomputer several weeks ago at enormous personal risk. It is in the name of transparency, liberty, and novelty that he has chosen to make the danceably smooth beats of SUMMER JAMZ '13 (dot zip) directly available to the people. 

Track List:
1. 12:51 - The Strokes
2. Diane Young - Vampire Weekend
3. Carried Away - Passion Pit
4. Allison Road - Gin Blossoms
5. Credit! - Thomas D'Arcy
6. Default - Django Django
7. Safe and Sound - Capital Cities
8. Dance with Me - Ra Ra Riot
9. Fantasy - Mariah Carey
10. Only Wanna Dance with You - Ke$ha feat. Julian Casablancas
11. Closer - Tegan and Sara
12. If You Didn't See Me (You Weren't on the Dancefloor) - Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
13. Get Lucky - Daft Punk feat. Pharrell
14. Orifice Origami - Reptar
15. Sweetness - Jimmy Eat World
16. Cayucos - Cayucas
17. Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
18. Juliette - Hollerado
19. Matter vs. Space - Beulah
20. July Jones - The New Pornographers
21. Forest Whitaker - Bad Books
22. All These Things I've Done - The Killers
23. Do It Again - Camera Obscura

Download here: https://mega.co.nz/#!Ed901QaL

Decryption key: b2S45xfCjPRL0pbmEV0dwGizKXxqts9TC-0XNmNTUnk

(WARNING ENCRYPTED FILE IF YOU ARE A COP LEGALLY YOU CANNOT READ THIS PER U.S. MARITIME LAW STATUTE U.S.C. 6776(a).1c.19 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDiCE FOREVER)

Michael's Third Birthday Party

Veni, vedi, vici.

Great craft service though.

Fast-Furious Transform

They're Vin Diesel's axes, we just live at a unique point in (fast, furious) space on them. 

Values for the off-scale points: 
1 Fast, 1 Furious: 183 hits 
2 Fast, 2 Furious: 549,000,000 
3 Fast, 3 Furious: 126,000 
4 Fast, 4 Furious: 51,100 
5 Fast, 5 Furious: 37,500 
6 Fast, 6 Furious: 24,900 

Also of note: 
20 Fast, 20 Furious: 65 hits 
42 Fast, 42 Furious: 54
69 Fast, 69 Furious: 9 
100 Fast, 100 Furious: 2 
2012 Fast, 2012 Furious: 1 (highest known real-valued point in Dieselspace)